Archive for August, 2007
Beyonce Calls Fans to Donate Food
Beyonce recently called her fans to donate food.
She called her Los Angeles fans and asked them to donate generously for the food drive project.

The first 1,000 fans to drop off a minimum of $5 (GBP2.50) or three cans of food received a signed photo of the pop superstar.
Beyonce’s food drive has so far travelled to Houston, Atlanta, Chicago and Washington, D.C. and has collected 4,610 kilograms (10,163 pounds) of food and cash donations of $3,800 (GBP1,900), which is enough to buy 16,000 meals.
Isn’t that fantastic?
Original post by Sarah
No commentsCindy Crawford still alive, doing stuff
These are a couple days old but it's Cindy Crawford so, you know, who cares? She still looks amazing for a 41-year-old. I don't want to start any rumors, but I hear she drinks the blood of newborns to stay youthful. And did I just make that up? Maybe. The only thing we know for sure is that I'm still the reigning champion of the National Sexiest Person Alive Competition. See, because I'm so sexy.
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt looks like her mom
Angelina Jolie took her four children to a Children's Petting Zoo in Central Park yesterday, and Shiloh made a rare appearance. Although being the daughter of Angelina Jolie it's not really any surprise she has lips like that. What is surprising, though, is that I read somewhere she can store up to twenty acorns in those cheeks. That's fact-tastic!
NOTE: When I say I read something somewhere, just assume I mean I had a delirious dream where everybody was human-sized chipmunks. But those two are practically the same thing so this isn't even worth mentioning.
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Cameron Diaz turns 35
Cameron Diaz celebrated her 35th birthday yesterday on the set of her new movie What Happens in Vegas. Wait, she’s 35? It kind of makes me wonder if all those young dudes she’s been with are really dating her, or helping her cross the street. I’m not saying Cameron Diaz is old, I’m just saying she’s not getting any younger. Or, let’s be honest, more attractive. But, hey, at least she’s finding work. Wait, what’s that? Ashton Kutcher is in it? Jesus! That’s terrible! I mean, uh, Happy Birthday?
Fun Fact: When not chewing food ...
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Britney Spears’ two new songs
Two new Britney Spears songs have popped up online and they're every bit as bad as you'd expect. According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics:
"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby"
Other sources are saying the lyrics are:
"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby"
You can listen for yourself here, but either way it's bad. Like ...
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Britney Spears’ two new songs are really good
Two new Britney Spears songs have popped up online and they're every bit as bad as you'd expect. According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics:
"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth/ Make him my new baby"
Other sources are saying the lyrics are:
"I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him call me mama/ Make him my new baby"
You can listen for yourself here, but either way it's bad. Like ...
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Ashton Kutcher is a woman
Here's Ashton Kutcher wearing Capri pants and a shirt with a shiny hummingbird on it. Because, you know, Capri pants. And a shiny hummingbird. All further evidence to support my theory that Ashton Kutcher is the toughest man on the planet. I’m just waiting for the paparazzi shots of him buying tampons with Demi Moore. You know Demi doesn't need them because of a little thing called menopause. And if you don’t know what menopause is, just ask somebody old like Demi. Your grandmother, for example. Don’t worry, eventually she’ll stop sobbing long enough ...
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