Archive for September, 2007
Eva Works Hard For Bebe
Eva Longoria is the new face of Bebe sport.
Eva is replacing Mischa Barton as the new spokeswoman for the company. She will be working on the athletic collectio2 2007.
Eva who has been married to Tony Parker will be sporting a sexy look in the work out outfits in an Ad campaign for the US retail clothing chain.
Eva is very happy to work for Bebe, she said that ‘I used to be an aerobics instructor so I really know what works well for that type of activity. I love how stylish and comfortable the collection is.’
I just checked ...
1 commentHeidi Montag wishes she was on Baywatch
I don't know how, but this site seems to have turned into a tribute page to The Hills. Anyway, everybody's favorite plastic surgery role model Heidi Montag was spotted frolicking on the beach yesterday wearing a pink bikini and carrying around a red life preserver. What an accomplished life. When she's 60 and looking back on her life she'll be able to say she inspired a nation of girls to get breast implants and run on the beach. Somebody should get started on her biography now. It's such a moving story of determination and ...
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Heidi Montag is proud to be vapid
Heidi Montag showed up at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event and proudly displayed the issue in which she basically states that she'd rather die than have small breasts. Amazing. This would be like Britney Spears smiling and holding up the issue of Ok! Magazine that details her coke problem and shoddy parenting skills. Though, to be fair, I hear she does walk around with it and shows it to people. And by people I mean the guy at McDonald’s that makes the fries. He understands her.
Mariah Carey thinks people want to look at her
Mariah Carey is extremely serious about her bathroom privacy. She had a few too many drinks at VH1’s Music Cares event and took her bodyguards to the bathroom. Here’s what happened, according to NY Daily News:
Two women already there say her security tried to evict them, but they refused to leave. Says one: "One of the bodyguards said to us, 'If you're going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.'"
Wait, wait, let’s repeat that one more time. “If you’re going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.” Hilarious! There’s ...
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Audrina Partridge flashes her panties
Wow, Audrina Partridge is ambitious. First she’s filler, now she’s moved up to flashing her panties to the paparazzi. This is almost making me consider spelling her last name right. Almost. I’m going to wait this one out though. She should stop being famous in about ten minutes, and then I can go back to calling her “That girl from that show who's not blonde.”Original post by The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
2 commentsAudrina Partridge has just stepped up to filler
I’m not sure why Audrina Partridge is famous. People tell me she’s on The Hills so I assume she must be really good at talking on her cell phone. Well, today she gets to be filler. It’s a real honor, I know. Bask in it, Audrina. Oh, I almost forgot a trademark witty comment to make this experience complete. Here we go, so, hey, your last name is Partridge. Did you enjoy riding on the bus with David Cassidy? Ha, get it? Audrina Partridge. Partridge Family. They rode that bus. No? Nothing? Damn. Sorry, ...
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Tom Cruise is building a bunker to protect against aliens
I almost let this one slip by. Almost. But it is The Daily Mail and they wouldn’t run if it wasn’t true right? Tom Cruise fears that galactic ruler Xenu is planning a revenge attack against Earth, so he's building a bunker to keep him and his family safe. The Daily Mail reports:
"Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."
"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."
The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old ...
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