Archive for February, 2008
Scarlett Johannson will date you for charity (Pity sex not included)
Scarlett Johannson could be yours for an entire evening. Provided you have a buttload of cash and win a charity auction on eBay. Scarlett goes up for bidding on Sunday, so start digging in those couch cushions. You'll get a chance to help those in need and possibly see some cleavage. It reminds me of that passage in the Bible about caring for others: "And so Jesus said to Thomas, 'Dude, I totally need to touch that chick at the well's cones. Go get me a blind dude to heal. STAT. For real, that move ... No comments
Kim Kardashian helps the homeless
Kim Kardashian gave a homeless man $20 outside the Gucci store yesterday. This would've been a nice humanitarian moment if, after the cameras were off, Kim didn't smother the man to death with her monster rack and take back the $20. The dude didn't mind though. He was going to drive his wheelchair onto the freeway anyway and prove the government's listening to our cereal. Rest in peace, Joe "Sugar Smacks" Tate. You died a hero's death.
Britney Spears’ pregnancy rumors continue
The Britney Spears' pregnancy rumors continue. Earlier in the week it was Star, now it's Life & Style. No doubt the two have formed an alliance to grip the country in fear. An eyewitness for Life & Style claims Britney looks "totally pregnant." (Direct quote. I shit you not.) However, if Britney isn't pregnant it's not for lack of trying with Adnan Ghalib: “Britney’s still having sex with him,” an insider tells Life & Style. And Jamie, who has moved in with Britney to oversee her recovery, “can’t stand it,” says the insider. “He ... No comments
Eva Longoria desperate no more
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These very, very racy photos of “Desperate Housewives” star Eva Longoria are sure to heighten all heat meters up! Eva probably posed for these photos to show her detractors that she’s still a force to reckon with - and those ladies who allege that they have slept with Eva’s hubby Tony Parker may just well eat their words! Now for the million dollar question - for someone already married, do you think these photos of Eva will still help “promote” her career?
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No commentsOlsen Twins asked to pose for Playboy
Hugh Hefner wants the Olsen twins to pose nude for Playboy. Looking at these pictures from God knows when, (Are those two ever together anymore?) I'm now thoroughly convinced that old Hugh is blind as hell. Star has the details: After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy's June issue to mark their 22nd birthday.
"Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy," an insider tells Star. Yes, the Olsen twins really are every young man's fantasy. You've truly got your finger on the pulse of today's youth, ... No comments
Jamie Lynn Spears was an accident
Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears' uncle William Spears is all about airing the family's dirty laundry. Apparently Jamie Lynn herself was an accident just like the child in her belly that may or may not be Casey Aldridge's. Jamie Spears had a vasectomy after Britney was born, but yet somehow Lynne ended up pregnant. The Sun reports:
He said: "Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn't be his." Williams alleges Jamie demanded a DNA test, that eventually proved he was the baby's biological father.He added: "That's why they named her Jamie Lynn, to kind of ... No comments
Jessica Recalls Being Called A “Slut” In Her Childhood
Every child has his or her best and worst moments. Abd Jessica Alba is no exception to childhood trauma. She recalls being subject to lot of disgrace from her seniors and elders.
In a new book of essays called If I’d Known Then, Alba opens up about being labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of “self-righteous” PTA moms. “The accusation still ricochets … They think I’m a slut?” she writes.
Alba, 26, who first kissed a boy as a 7-year-old “so he would pick me for our neighborhood baseball team” admits that ...
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