Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood Scandals and Dirty Rumors

UN Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie reportedly foiled a kidnapping attempt on her life. She tells the News of the World: "It was in a small village. I won't say where, or with whom, but some gangsters planned to kidnap me and extort a massive ransom. I was warned at the last minute, and managed to escape, luckily." Angelina Jolie always sounds like she's leading the most exciting life. All I did over the weekend was punch a terrorist in the mouth before stealing his helicopter and blowing up a gang of pirates. I guess nobody ever tries to kidnap me because they know they'd also be kidnapping the worst ass-kicking they'd ever receive in their entire lives.

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