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Kim Kardashian, bikini, why type more?
These are shots of Kim Kardashian poolside at her house in a bikini/swimsuit while filming an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I'm starting to think the title of the show is a jab at Kim's inability to keep up with her family when they're out shopping. "Wait, up, guys. *huff* *huff *huff* Ooh, Cinnabon. Hey, c'mon, guys. *huff* I just sat on a little kid. *huff* I think he's hurt. *huff* Mall security is shooting at me but the bullets just ricochet into the crowd. Not the pretzel guy! Jorge, NO! *huff* C'mon, guys! Stop laughing!"
NOTE: I'm kidding, ...
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Kate Hudson’s ass should fight crime
These are shots of Kate Hudson wearing a super short mini-skirt yesterday on the set of her new film Bride Wars. Just in case you forgot how awesome her ass is. Eh? Who loves you? Anyway, had I known Kate was strutting around the streets in this get-up, I would've cruised around in my wicked ride. Yup, had she seen my 1995 multi-colored Neon with a twenty-foot spoiler and one of those loud-as-fuck mufflers, I guarantee that mini-skirt would've come off faster than Calvin can pee on a ... No comments
Christina Aguilera’s boobs are shrinking! Get me the Pentagon!
Christina Aguilera's post-pregnancy mamma-jamma's of power are rapidly shrinking, according to The Sun:
Like countless other celebs mums, the Dirrty star has been quick to shed the pounds after giving birth. Apparently, she has been doing a spot of boxing as well as lifting weights in a bid to get into shape for her chart comeback.
Christina has also taken up swimming but not the healthy aerobic kind. It's more like the "totally gross I can't believe I'm out to repeat it" kind:
Her neighbours have reportedly got a little upset with Xtina and hubby, JORDAN BRATMAN, going skinny ...
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Lauren Conrad continues journey to become most uninteresting person alive
The National Hockey League recruited celebrity bloggers including Kevin Smith and Dierks Bentley to help draw attention to the sport. Somehow, presumably by accident, they also enlisted Lauren Conrad of The Hills. Someone should tell the NHL she has the star power of Dave Coulier. (Actually, that's an insult to Uncle Joey, may he rest in peace.) Anyway, her NHL blog launched today and here's a look at Lauren's riveting prose:
Hi hockey fans!
My name is Lauren Conrad and I’m a casual hockey fan who has gotten into going to Kings games over the past 2 seasons. I’m blogging about ... No comments
My name is Lauren Conrad and I’m a casual hockey fan who has gotten into going to Kings games over the past 2 seasons. I’m blogging about ... No comments
Ryan Seacrest: Sophie Monk is where now?
Ryan Seacrest and Sophie Monk were spotted together last night while leaving a restaurant in LA. Ryan tried to act like the two weren't on a date: "Hello, there, paparazzi. How are you this evening? Yes, I'm TV and radio personality Ryan Seacrest. What's that? Sophie Monk? I don't know what you're talking- GO! GO! Seacrest knock-out gas!" As Ryan and Sophie made their getaway, Sophie asks "Do you always bring knock-out gas on a date?" Ryan Seacrest just put his hands in his pockets and started whistling. Sophie would wake up hours later in her own bed swearing she ...
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Paris Hilton can write
Paris Hilton surprised me by using words and sentences to update her blog last night and informed everyone that she's in love with Benji Madden. I imagine after she finished typing Paris fell out of her chair, clutching her head and screaming "OW! OW! OW! I think my brain has herpes too now!" Here's what she had to say (Warning: Idiotic drivel approaching):
Hey everyone!
Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve ... No comments
Just wanted to check in and say hi! I’ve been on tour with my boyfriend for almost a month now. We’ve been everywhere from South Africa to all around Europe. It’s been so much fun! I’ve ... No comments
Sarah Jessica Parker won’t eat with SATC girls
Sarah Jessica Parker and her Sex and the City co-stars (From left to right: ACK!, Horseface, I'd Do that Old Ass, The Obligatory Hot One) act friendly and cordial in front of the cameras, but Sarah Jessica didn't sit with her cast mates during a gala Monday night. NY Daily News reports:
The foursome dismissed talk of past feuds when they signed on to make the avidly awaited movie sequel. But many took notice that Parker was seated at a separate table from her co-stars at a gala Monday night. While Parker shared pleasantries with Time Warner CEO Jeff Bewkes, ...
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