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Angelina Jolie turned Brad Pitt into a nerd
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted on the red carpet of the Ocean’s 13 premiere at the Cannes Film Festival Thursday. Angelina looked like her usual self, but Brad showed up looking like that kid in elementary school I used to take lunch money from and give wedgies. Although to be fair, I basically did that to every single person at my school, including the teachers and principal. Being 6′2″ at the age of 12 and having tree trunks for arms sort of helped. Drink your milk, kids.
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Angelina Jolie dances for other men
After making her directorial debut at the Tribeca Film Festival last week, Angelina Jolie went to a party at Hotel Gansevoort and gave actor Olivier Martinez a lap dance after having some wine. "She turned to him on the banquette and was shaking it in front of him. She was giving him a lap dance," another reveler tells Us. "She was looking over her shoulder, tossing a glance his way." As another partygoer describes it, "It was very, very flirty." Brad Pitt better get his woman under control. A wooden bat and a potato sack work great. ... No comments