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I Smell a Head-Shaving Just ‘Round the Corner!
Oh Britney! It’s been far too long since your last public freak-out. With Lindsay in rehab and Paris freshly rehabilitated by our country’s fine penal system, it’s been boring.
But I can see one of your public displays of insanity coming from a mile away. First, there was the bizarro serving of your mother with an alleged poem and letter from your lawyer demanding that granny stay away from your kids. Honey, I don’t think she’s perfect (after all, her parenting resulted in YOU) but I think when you claimed she had ...
No commentsBritney Picks Out a Parakeet
In her pajamas? There’s nothing more depressing than someone buying a parakeet without their children in tow. Isn’t buying a pet supposed to be a family sort of thing? ‘Cause I can just see Britney and her multiple chins enjoying the moment together. How sad.
Britney Hates Her Friends
It must be soooo fun to be friends with Britney. I think just about every time she goes out she’s taking clothes off, putting clothes on, changing her clothes, and showing us *stuff* under her clothes. Britney must be so insecure that whatever the other person is wearing looks better.
And she’s sort of right. It does, but only before she puts it on.
One of a Kind
Britney Spears and her cousin Ali were out shopping in Beverly Hills, and looking very matchy-matchy while doing it. It looks like we’ve found the only person left who still wants to look like Britney!
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Barely Believable
People still walk around wearing wet bikinis under their clothes? Yeah, I had this happen to me. . . when I was 8. It looks like. . . wait. Like I need to tell you. (Fine. It looks like piss. There, I said it.) Maybe we should toast Britney for her devil-may-care attitude, because otherwise, I may have a meltdown.
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Britney May Not Understand “Rock Bottom”
After Britney’s well-reported rant on her blog about how she really didn’t have a problem with alcohol, and once again blames everything involved in her mess of a breakdown on everyone but herself, The Sun claims that she was carried out of Sky Bar at the Mondrian Sunday night after puking all over herself IN THE MEN’S ROOM.
Yep, sounds like she’s just a regular old girl hanging out raising her kids and going to dance classes, doesn’t it?
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Britney Spears wears bikinis, doesn’t shave armpits
Britney Spears was spotted in her bikini on a yacht at Marina del Rey yesterday. Which would’ve produced boners seven years ago, but now sounds like some sort of threat. And it’s hard to tell for sure, but judging from these three pictures it looks like she forgot to shave her armpits. ‘Forgot’ implying that she usually does. Who knows these days. She could grow a beard and a mustache and it would actually make sense to me.
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