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Lindsay Lohan working on new album
Lindsay Lohan says she’s collaborating with the CEO of Maverick Records, Guy Oseary, and is going to start work on a new album which will have an “urban pop” sound. She tells MTV News, “We’ll start in probably June or July and take four months.”
The only song I know from her first album was her single, and judging by that I’d say it’d be pretty hard for this new one to be any worse. The entire album could be her coughing and banging on bongos and it’d still be an improvement. Although ...
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Lindsay Lohan not going to jail
A woman claims Lindsay Lohan stole over $10,000 worth of clothes and accessories after visiting the woman’s apartment while she was away for a few days. Unfortunately, Lindsay won’t face felony grand theft charges because Los Angeles prosecutors can’t prove the case, with the rejection notice saying a house sitter had invited Lohan over and told authorities that she had given Lohan some clothing.
However, a plaid shirt that Lohan supposedly was wearing didn’t match photos of a shirt that the alleged victim said was missing. “The bottom line is that Lohan can’t be ...
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Lindsay Lohan at the Maxim 2007 Hot 100 party
When somebody accidentally puts you number one on their list of hottest women, it’s only fair you show up to their party dressed like this to let them know what a horrible mistake they’ve made. Yeah, okay, it’s not like Lindsay Lohan is deformed, but there’s no way she should be number one on anybody’s list of hottest women. The only list she should ever top is Most Likely To Misspell Cat.
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Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best fight it out
Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best got into a huge fight at the Soho Grand Monday night after Lindsay accused him of cheating on her. The two started screaming at each other in the penthouse and then somehow ended up in the lobby. A source says:
“Calum’s clothes were torn, and after a few minutes, they got back into the elevator and went back to their room,” said one onlooker. Lohan seemed unfazed by reports of her British beau canoodling with another girl in the islands Friday night - but Best’s raunchy behavior at Cipriani ...
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Lindsay Lohan tops Maxim’s Hot 100
For some reason Lindsay Lohan has topped Maxim’s 2007 Hot 100 List. And by topped I mean topped. As in number one. I don’t know what the fuck is going on over at Maxim but I suspect their editors have all been replaced by 12-year-old girls. Or the mentally challenged. Or the blind. Wherever you are right now I bet you could point to three people hotter than Lindsay Lohan. Hell, you could point to the fax machine on your desk and you’d still be correct.
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Lindsay Lohan getting sued
Lindsay Lohan and her mom are being sued by a freelance photographer who claims Lindsay hit him with her mom’s car. The photographer is claiming he “sustained severe and permanent personal injuries” including injuries to both knees for which he was “still getting medical treatment.” The photographer’s lawyer says he’s seeking unspecified monetary damages “for his pain and suffering and his lost wages.”
If you remember the incident, Lindsay sort of bumps him with her car and then he drops to the ground and starts flailing around. Now I’m not calling him a liar, ...
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Lindsay Lohan has no nipples
Lindsay Lohan showed up to the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala (as did every other celebrity in North America) wearing a see-through dress that wasn't see-through at all. Or maybe it is see-through and she just had her nipples removed. Because that, uh, sounds like it might be true. Although I dropped out of school in the second grade, so Abraham Lincoln inventing the iPod also sounds like it might be true to me.
Original post by The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
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