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Paris Hilton hits the beach in her bikini
Here's Part 2 of the epic story that is Paris Hilton at the beach. There was just too much story to fit into one post. Too much drama. Too much romance. Too much danger.
Check out Part 1 here.
Paris Hilton spreads her legs
Paris Hilton was spotted on a beach in Hawaii doing some sort of slut calisthenics. She's literally just lying there practicing spreading her legs, like she's training for some nonexistent whore competition. If you ever went on a date with her, I imagine this is the last thing you'd see before passing out and waking up to find doctors desperately trying to save your life by amputating your burning genitals. And the whole time the doctor would just be shaking his head side to side screaming, "The horror!"
Paris & Ashley Sitting In A Tree
Paris Hilton is not in Hawaii with her family, but with new BFF Ashley Scott. Ashley Scott's in Jericho and also was the hot slut that got her leg eaten off by a shark in "Into The Blue." The two were seen strolling today with some dude.
Expect lots of bikini pics in the coming weeks. The crabs must return to their natural domain.
Original post by Michael K
1 commentParis Hilton is a master of disguise
Paris Hilton flew to Hawaii after her Larry King interview and arrived in Maui yesterday wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, and a black wig. I'm assuming this is part of her campaign to reinvent herself as Smart Paris. Except everything she knows she learned from elementary school jokes, so she doesn't quite realize it takes more than changing your hair color to be taken seriously. She'll always be Paris Hilton. She could win the Nobel Prize in physics and every time you ran into her on the street you'd still feel the uncontrollable need to ... 1 comment
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Paris Hilton’s Larry King Live interview
In case you missed it, I put up the entire Larry King interview with Paris Hilton after the jump. It's pretty hilarious how seriously she takes herself. If you've got 40 minutes to kill I totally recommend watching it.
Original post by The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
No commentsOh Shit! I Forgot To Mention!
In my little "review" of Paris Hilton's interview with Larry King, I failed to mention this diamond of a quote:
When asked if she's ever taken drugs. She answered "No." Yes, just NO! And she didn't even hesitate. Pathological liar! He should've asked her if she's a virgin too. She probably would've said yes.
Hell if he asked her if a unicorn princess gave her rides to Glitterland every evening, she probably would've said yes to that as well!
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