Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood Scandals and Dirty Rumors

Double the Lohan posts, double the fun. That's what I, well, never say actually. In fact, I immediately regret saying it right now. Too late now, this shit is live. Gotta move forward. Dina Lohan is set to premiere her new reality show this summer about her adventures cultivating young 14-year-old Ali's career. People reports: “The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today,” Lisa Berger of E! said in a statement. “This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.” Dina Lohan is just your normal everyday mom. Now that's touching. Touching all the way to the bank! High-five! No? Okay, you're right, pimping out your kids to the Hollywood machine is pretty fucked up - Fucked up all the way to the bank! Ha! Up high! What? Not cool, either? Pssh. Who needs you guys. UPDATE: Don't go. I'll be good. Good all the way to the- Whoa, wait, put down the brick! I'm a Pisces!

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