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In this episode of Gossip Girl, we return right where the 100th episode left off. Blair and Dan are making a run for it … away from Louis and the wedding of the century.

• Dair at the Airport – Blair tells Dan she needs to go to Puerto Rico to divorce Louis (she’s gotten inspiration from actress Elizabeth Taylor who had her fair share of divorces!) So, the two of them head to the airport where Blair realizes she’s going to be recognized (and makes a reference to Bieber Fever). She changes out of her Vera Wang wedding dress and into a cute pink I love NY tee. Dan buys her last-minute ticket but they don’t have their passports (doh!). Blair tries to prove her identity by showing the latest tabloid with her picture on the cover.
• Louis’ Mom – Ugh, she’s such a biatch. She threatens Eleanor that if they can’t find Blair or she leaves Louis, the Waldorfs will have to pay the dowry that the Grimaldis waved originally.
• Georgina Gets Creepy – We last left off when G was writing a Gossip Girl post, leaving all of us to believe she’s GG. Throughout this episode, Georgina is always behind every corner, sneaking up on people, etc. She even sneaks into Chuck’s apartment pretending she’s Blair. We were not too happy about that one. And she meets Blair, Dan, Chuck and Serena at the hotel in Queens (where Blair is hiding until Dorota can bring her passport) and reveals that Serena had the video that Gossip Girl played at Blair’s wedding. Was S the one who submitted it?
• Nate Flirts with the Real Charlie Rhodes – Lola Rhodes (aka the real Charlotte Rhodes that no one on the show realizes yet) is a caterer at the Grimaldi wedding. She and Nate are talking after the event and he invites her for a drink. But she gets a call from her mom (aka Carol) and says something about being busy with school. Then lies to Nate and says it was her boss. Nate gets peeved that she lied to him, so he says he doesn’t want to hang out anymore. Later on Lola tells all of this to Lily (because it’s definitely something you should reveal to someone you’ve hardly ever met while you’re working, right?) and Lily convinces Nate to call her back.
• Georgina is NOT the Original Gossip Girl – At the end of the episode, Georgina is talking to her husband and says that since GG abandoned her post after Blair’s car accident, she’s been taking over for her.
• Blair Goes with Louis – In an effort to not make her family pay the dowry, Blair decides to go with Louis, puts on a fake smile and leaves for Monaco.

What did you think about this episode? Leave your thoughts in a comment below!

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Gossip Girl Recap: Season 5, Episode 14

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Who better to recap each week’s new episode of Gossip Girl than author Cecily von Ziegesar? In this week’s edition, she talks about how Blair should be with Chuck and not giving a fake smile with Louis.

Hey People,

I have to say I kept checking my watch last night. Didn’t Blair have a plane to catch—with Chuck? Sigh. Guess that didn’t happen. We’ll have to resign ourselves to weeks of her tortuous new life, locked in a castle in Monaco, eating bonbons and macarons, and pining miserably away for Chuck, when she could have had him, time and time again.

You know what I always say though? Happy people are boring. And our B is anything but boring.

Here are some of my favorite moments from last night’s episode:

Favorite outfit: Blair’s I heart NY outfit purchased in the airport gift shop. She actually looks adorable in a simple T-shirt. Who knew?

Favorite line: Serena to Dan, “You just did.” Same hurt and broken-hearted line was delivered by Julia Roberts to Richard Gere in Pretty Woman. Which gives me hope for them still, because remember what happens in Pretty Woman? Dan’s going to be climbing Serena’s fire escape sometime in the near future, but not until she’s written a variety of nasty things about him in her blog.

Favorite parent: Lily, for seeming to be permanently on Klonopin or some such mind-mellowing drug, always looking lovely, with a vague smile and a drink in her hand, and always ten minutes behind the action.

Favorite music: Even though it was the Wedding of the Year, with royals in their royal regalia, Blair and Louis still had a DJ playing Like a Virgin and Moves like Jagger instead of a harpist and a flautist playing Mozart and Bach. Gotta love that.

Favorite facial expression: Blair’s sad, sad smile when she has to kiss Louis and pose for the cameras as they set off on their “honeymoon.”

I imagine Blair right now, locked in the tippy top of a very tall, cold stone tower, growing her hair. One day it will be long enough to unfurl out the window and touch the ground. Who knows who’ll be the first to attempt the climb?

You know you love it,
xoxo -CvZ

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Spotted: Blair bolting from the Met, but it’s not Chuck nor Louis who’s helping her make her exodus. None other than Lonely Boy was behind B’s mad dash, and I hear that they finished their flight with a serious lip lock. Could Blair’s love life be making another right turn, this time into (gasp!) Brooklyn? XOXO

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Is it tres lame of CM to still be throwing ragers at his house at his age, or is it cooler than champagne bottles and models at some celeb-heavy club?

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