Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood Scandals and Dirty Rumors

Jessica Simpson was spotted at the gym showing off her insane man calves. The rest of her looks pretty good, but damn. There are bodybuilders sitting at their computers right now weeping. Oh, not because of her calves or anything, but because I just showed them a picture of my abs. I also showed Leonardo da Vinci once and he cried out "Perfection!" before spitting on the Mona Lisa and declaring my body a true work of art.

Original post by The Superficial - Because You're Ugly