Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood Scandals and Dirty Rumors

Kristen Bell was photographed trying on some clothes at Rumors in Sherman Oaks. I’m not feeling the striped dress, Kristen. Looks too much like a bathrobe and I can’t stand the things. I prefer my women to air-dry after exiting the shower. Which is why I hide all the towels when my girlfriend spends the night. My roommate gets kind of annoyed, but, hey, I left him a whole roll of toilet paper to dry off with. Quilted Northern, son. That’s the Cadillac of butt wipes. Man, that guy doesn’t appreciate anything.

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