Paris Hilton drives on suspended license, gets towed

Paris Hilton was returning from the Virgin Megastore in West Hollywood last night when she was pulled over in her $200,000 Bentley for speeding and driving without her headlights on. When the LAPD checked her license they found it was still suspended from the DUI she got last year so they towed her car and she had to walk across the street to The Standard to hide from the gathering crowd of paparazzi and onlookers. Paris’ rep Elliot Mintz tried to explain the situation, saying:

“The parking lot is brightly lit so she had not noticed that her headlights were not activated.”

I’ve made that mistake before, but then I looked out my fucking window and realized it was night so I turned my headlights on. Does Paris drive with her eyes closed? She was probably napping. Or, uh, checking out her tranny disguise. Don’t worry, Paris, nobody will ever suspect you might actually be a woman.

One more of Paris getting her Bentley towed after the jump.

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