Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood Scandals and Dirty Rumors

Paris Hilton flew to Hawaii after her Larry King interview and arrived in Maui yesterday wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, and a black wig. I'm assuming this is part of her campaign to reinvent herself as Smart Paris. Except everything she knows she learned from elementary school jokes, so she doesn't quite realize it takes more than changing your hair color to be taken seriously. She'll always be Paris Hilton. She could win the Nobel Prize in physics and every time you ran into her on the street you'd still feel the uncontrollable need to pee on her.

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