Paris Hilton + Larry King = SNOOZEFEST

 

How boring was that trash?! First of all, I'm not feeling well as it is so it made me feel even more sick watching Paris Hilton trying to be something she's not. Also, Larry King needs to retire already. His ass was asking the worst questions. What did you eat in jail? WHO GIVES A FUCK! She probably ate jizz, she's Paris Hilton!

 

I will say that she almost fooled me, but the BEST moment ever was when Larry asked her. "Paris, what is your favorite Bible passage?" Dumb bitch couldn't answer, because we all know she doesn't read the bible. She just carries it around for looks!

 

Paris also dropped the blue contacts for her natural eye color and I wish she didn't wear much make-up. Dare I say bitch actually looks good without make-up.

 

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Original post by Michael K