Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood Scandals and Dirty Rumors

I guess Scarlett Johansson has finally gotten sick of being sexy and decided to start looking like this. Instead of owning a mirror, she probably has a giant poster of her up when she was hot. There's no other explanation for how she could leave her house wearing my mom's shorts. And I guess she's still doing the nose ring thing. Because, you know, if you're gonna look like crap you might as well go all the way.

Original post by The Superficial - Because You're Ugly