Paris Hilton and K-Fed get it on
There must be some sort of secret celebrity douche club I don't know about, because Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton were spotted partying together at Tao last Friday. Paris was with her boyfriend Josh Henderson though, so hopefully she and K-Fed weren't doing anything too horrifying. Can you imagine if these two actually did get together? Their kids would come out with flippers instead of arms.
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Fergie looks like real live girl
Fergie showed up to the Class of Hope Prom 2007 looking like an actual female woman. I don't know if she's wearing a mask or makeup or what, but looking at her doesn't make me instantly want to shield my crotch. Although to be fair, I'm used to her looking like this. She could've grown a second nose out of her forehead and it probably would've been an improvement.
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The Soup Bids Farewell to Sanjya
Did we ever mention how much we love The Soup?
Here, they bid farewell to American Idol's forever controversial Sanjaya.
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Ivanka Trump looks sharp
Ivanka Trump showed up to Good Morning with Mike and Juliette at Fox New York City wearing a gigantic wrinkled suit. I don't know which thought horrifies me more, that she's actually wearing her dad's suit or that this thing actually fits her. If she showed up to a meeting dressed like this everybody would think she was representing some sort of clown college.
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Jaime Pressly says sexy things
Jaime Pressly says she's excited for the birth of her first child next month, but is freaked about the way her thighs and chest are ballooning. She tells Redbook:
"These little saddlebags on the side of me right now - I've never had anything like that. And my boobs are completely out of control. When my milk comes in, I'm going to be able to feed a small village."
Oh yeah, baby. Now that's how you talk sexy. I think it's illegal to be as aroused as I am right now. The last time I ...
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Jennifer Tilly's see-through dress
Jennifer Tilly showed up to the grand opening of The Pearl concert theater wearing this ridiculous dress. And maybe I'm just losing my mind, but are parts of her dress actually made from see-through plastic? Like the stuff old people cover their couches with? Who the hell put this together? If anybody asks who they're wearing, other celebrities would answer Gucci and Versace and Jennifer Tilly would tell them: "My Grandma made this out of her sofa."
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Jennifer Lopez gets paid money
Jennifer Lopez is reportedly being paid $2 million to sing at a birthday party being thrown by a Russian tycoon for his wife. Andrei Melnichenko - worth close to $5 billion - is paying JLo $1.2 million plus $800,000 for expenses for 40 minutes of singing.
"Andrei and Aleksandra are both very great fans of J. Lo, so Andrei put the call in and personally put the offer to [Lopez,]" a source told London’s Daily Mail. "She accepted immediately. She will sing for about 40 minutes - not bad money for the work."
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